Science & Religion (and misogyny)

So, to clear up some question that people asked me after Bible class today, below is the proof that women evil.

First off, the religion part is that, despite what some professors may say, the moral of the Tree of Knowledge story in Genesis is that women are evil.

But, how can we be sure?

Well, we know that in life, time equals money.
So, T=M.

We also know that women are time and money.
So, W=TxM
or, W=M^2. (see above)

We also know that money is the root of all evil.
So, M=E^1/2
or, M^2=E

Now, using simple substitution, we get…
W=E

How can you argue with that?